Well, more of a recap of boys in dog pecker pink shorts.
SarahT is back in Buenos Aires and she called me with the last bit of time she had on her phone card yesterday. Most of it was used up with me trying to figure out who the hell it was while attempting to maneuver my mother's car without hitting something (I'm pathetically incapable of doing two things at once).
I didn't recognise her voice and I hardly even remember that I was in Argentina only a mere two months ago. This summer has been such a whirlwind of change and action it feels more surreal than it did to be thousands of miles away on the other half of the earth. But while she's alone in South America for the next few days before she comes back to her sunny Island I know she'll be looking forward to hearing about the now famous Pink Shorts Party. So, although I'm not a fan of the recap, this is for Sarah! We missed you!
It started off like it always does. A drink in hand. Something pink on the body. I, in honour of our outfits last year, donned my shortest, dog pecker pink skirt in memory of you and strutted my gams in a new pair of heels specially bought for the occasion (I have to have some logical reason for buying a pair of close to 3 inch, black stilletos- wait 'til you see them!)
The night, as always included shots as fines, boys drinking yards then throwing up (Georgio took pictures!!!), boys singing silly, dirty songs while the boys drank the yards (we didn't even get one raised eyebrow this year. Then again, it was the dark pit so it's not surprising), silly party bags filled with condoms (of course) and Alex taking his shirt off while dancing.
I drank way too much (surprise, surprise), tried to call you while someone sang,"Why are we waiting? We could be masturbating" but couldn't figure out how to dial out of the country, I also threw up on Front Street (how embarrassing) 'cause NTF wouldn't hurry up and take me home, lots of boys flirted with Meg but I won't name the offenders but I'm sure you can guess, who, of our sleaziest friends would do something like that (initials SS, WB, NK, BB), we danced to early 90s music and forced C-Rock to play the funny music video for "Call on Me" several times. I now have the greatest dance move in honour of that.
By the end of the night, Alex had his shirt off and was dancing in the Rock Room. By dancing, I mean whatever that thing is that he does and Georgio also- what decade does he think he's from BTW? I had also successfully taken Grant's $10 pink shades and will certainly be rocking those the rest of the summer (Except for the fact that when I put them on again this morning I got an extra queasy feeling from everything being surprisingly rosy hued!)
This morning we met for breakfast/lunch at the Hood! My favourite. We were actually rudely awaken by Benny B at 9 a.m. and he proceeded to come over to the apartment and drink all the beers in NTF's fridge- with the help of NTF (not a big surprise there). I then had to endure being dragged to The Beach and almost threw up as I walked in- ugh, it smelled like my vomit! We left George and Grant their comparing their balls once the Hood opened. Then I had to sit next to Grant while he insisted on wiping his whole, sweaty body against me and drank a bullshot??? Something you would most enjoy- beef broth, vodka and HP Sauce! I also decided to rename NTF Big Fish in honour of many things but particularly because of the movie and his insistence at telling tall tales.
Big Fish and Benny are still drinking. We left the Hood but not before Ben picked up a dead rat from the middle of the road and threw it at Grant. I came running around the corner screaming about to puke while Ben waltzed back down the road with the carcass hanging in his hand.
Aren't you sorry you missed all of this?